He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
