I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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