Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize
