no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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