i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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