i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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