i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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