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you win
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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