when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
