I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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