Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You're a waste of cheezeits
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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