Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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