what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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