He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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