I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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