And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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