we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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