you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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