So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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