just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is wine microwaveable?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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