I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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