is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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