my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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