so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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