Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you would pick up someone in the library
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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