1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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