entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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