I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Ladies don't puke and tell
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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