I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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