You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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