you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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