is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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