I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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