Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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