just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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