He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize