we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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