just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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