yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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