Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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