I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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