the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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