You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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