Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
