If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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