Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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