i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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