idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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