How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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