girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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