Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm like, not good at living.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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