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(856): View more from New Jersey

Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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(716): View more from New York

i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts

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(325): View more from Texas

I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room

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(937): View more from Ohio

Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(714): View more from California

She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?

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(720): View more from Colorado

At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years

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(330): View more from Ohio

im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.

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(904): View more from Florida

Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.

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